Intentionally Terrible Writing 1-5

1. Ron avoided the draft like he had two feet.

2. "Nuclear Holocaust never tasted so scrumptious", said the blind man eating his severed hands.

3. He has lime disease, and the doctor is a lemon.

4. If looks could kill, Don would give me a partial pulmonary embolism.

5. Sarin gas is the next trendy perfume.