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6. Morning dew glowed radioactively on the branches like normal water usually does. 7. My spirit animal is a roadkill beluga whale. 8. Woodpeckers are important to the ecosystem because I needed to choose an animal for this assignment. 9. I treated school like a joke, and I ended up being the punch line. 10. Arson is best fought with fire.

1. Ron avoided the draft like he had two feet. 2. "Nuclear Holocaust never tasted so scrumptious", said the blind man eating his severed hands. 3. He has lime disease, and the doctor is a lemon. 4. If looks could kill, Don would give me a partial pulmonary embolism. 5. Sarin gas is the next trendy perfume.