Intentionally Terrible Writing 6-10

6. Morning dew glowed radioactively on the branches like normal water usually does.

7. My spirit animal is a roadkill beluga whale.

8. Woodpeckers are important to the ecosystem because I needed to choose an animal for this assignment.

9. I treated school like a joke, and I ended up being the punch line.

10. Arson is best fought with fire.