Intentionally Terrible Writing 6-10
6. Morning dew glowed radioactively on the branches like normal water usually does. 7. My spirit animal is a roadkill beluga whale. 8. Woodpeckers are important to the ecosystem because I needed to choose an animal for this assignment. 9. I treated school like a joke, and I ended up being the punch line. 10. Arson is best fought with fire.